- Unsuccessful escape .

Friday, November 23, 2007

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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Boy Can go to the third-grade.";

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy, both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Brooks: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Brooks: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Brooks: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, keeps pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

- Ain't a good season ... ♠ Friday, November 23, 2007