that day, i went to a condo.. i can't remember the name as vividly, but somehow there is flora.. or whatever in it. what is this condo gonna dowith me? ok. for some reason, my mama and i went to that particular condo. And when i went up for some particular reason, something caught my eye. There is 4 unit per floor. And when i reach that particular floor, the doors connected to the unit, is not locked... to put it more specifc, it's not even closed. why? why they are not aware that someone, anyone might just break in. Then i realize.. that is a condo..
hello?! A condo!! not HDB flat!!but that is when i wondered.. why singapore is not really a safe place to be in? With terrorism all around of coz....
ok.. another thing..
before i came to stay with my cousin, i dont really know my cousin well..
particularly my smallest cousin of the house - kejia..
she is the smallest of the house, and yet she is much bigger than me...
uhh uh... nope.. it's rude to tell someone's age^^ especially a girl's age..
ok.. that is what i wanna say..
there is something.. in my mind.. about her..
when i was still small.. i was plump... infact, fat for what others will say about my appearance..
am i quite ok now?=p
and her image in me was that, she always bully the small one.. like meT-T
she always say i am fat.. and i will always be fat.. nobody will want me...
i mean.. for that time i am still small.. and it is really very hurtful and my heart can be easily broken you know?!?! that is why i dislike her very much...(psst... now i am getting slimmer...and whaT?!?! wanna say i fat arh!?!? nexct time larh.. haha.. maybe it's not because i am slimmer.. but is because i developed my breast and my butts are must more bigger=p)
ok now what?! i moved in and stay with her... as i grew older.. i came to become.. "stuff and bother" yea.. and as we grew closer... i came to realize another part of her.. she is not that bad actually... she lend me her things.. and sometimes we talk.. and laugh... and that night, we have some little girl's talk... that was the first time, i felt so close to her... i loved that feeling.. really... i do... i loved my cousin... i loved my big big big family^^
whatever it is, everything happens with it's own purpose((:
let the journey begins...!!! oops...=.= sorry not in sequence.. haiix... well, just enjoy the photo gallery k?^^
we are qi hao ba hao er ren zhu (twist) =XX
she say ," give me that!" hahahahahaha!see how cute shu hui is=X
this is the building that is built from the top to the bottom((:
sometimes, we people, must know how lucky we are, compare to them((:
we will always be together^^
beach man bu^^
hx so stupid=.= =XX
)): it all ended just so fast><
hmm.. alright.. back to sabah trip=pp
DAY 2
oh gosh! i forgot what we did on day 2..
GOTCHA! gotcha gotcha gotcha! haha... derrhh...
ok thats very lame of me=.=
on day 2, first thing we do is check out of the palace hotel
and we went on with our day trip to... hmm... to resort first... not sure what is the name.. but heii!! know what?! the serene beauty of the scene will resally make you fly ok?! i mean "Fly"... derrhh... it's really a nice scenerio... warry nice=X
OH OH OH!! AND IT's really cold there... as it is located around half mountain(???)
that is a long journey there.. it takes hours to reach destiny to destiny... well, that make it worth it.. as... we gotta relax ourselves in the hot spring!
hmm.. before that, we have our really tough time for the canopy walk...
we have to climb all the way to the top of the "rain forest" and it's not nice to walk ok?! i rather put it as we were crawling...xDDDD
and when we reach the top... hmm... not actually top... it did'nt seem like it is=.=
we were really having ecstatic cool time there alright? the bridge is 5 storey high! can you imagine how hard we shake our leg while walking...?xDDDD
after that, AND YES!!!! Our HOTSPRING TIME!! derrhh.. i did'nt get the chance to playT-T
i won't tell you why=p but hx, christ shu hui and i still get to hotsrping our leg(????)damn! i dont know how to put it=XX
ok that was cool... haha.. and we went back to the resort and it's raining... so theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cold=.= (psst... know what? wei loong even volunteer to lend his jacket to shu hui and put on=XX)(no offence=.=)
and at the night... some deprive on the activity next day... (Something exciting!!! so, stay TUNE!) haha...
when lights out time is arriving, all of us, the girls, decided to change room... as you know... it's kinda "dirty" at the resort...and hello?!?! there is only puti and me in a big room and It'S AT THE CORNER!!!!! never give thoughts for us=.=
whatever it is, everything happens with it's own purpose((:
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, "Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Boy Can go to the third-grade.";
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy, both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Brooks: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Brooks: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Brooks: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, keeps pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
- sick
today i reach singapore at 2++pm...then my mother, sister and i went to do some passport buisness...=X
the first thing i reach home.. no doubt that i went to the toilet and bath first.. haha
after that...i need to sweep the floor... haiix.. after i have done sweeping, i went straight to the pc=p
oh wait, i forgot to say.. i just came back from sabah=DDDDDDDDDD
that is a really very cool and nice place...i went there with some npcc pals.. 4d3n..
DAY 1
first day we took aeroplane there... HEY!!!THAT IS A BUDGET AIR PLANE!
i mean... nice.. not that big... and cool i sat with strangers=.=
after we leave the airport.. we went to a (dont know what name) beach..=D
awwwwwww~ there is so many cut lill lill crab! they are so cute!
after that we went to visit places which is unique for sabah...
after the long visiting journey... we rested in a hotel named " the palace hotel"=D
outter looks like a palace... but not the inner=.=
awwww~ i thought we will be served like as thought we are princess and prince...
that was a really tiring trip.. but know what?! ms. gan said we can go shopping..
WOW!!!! all of the sudden, all of us was like... energized! haha... that was cool=p
i spent alot of money buying alot of unuseful stuff.. heii!! it is the walking that matter ok?=33
ok let me post day 2 the day after... now i am really very tired le...*yawn*
goodnight=)
whatevber it is, everything happens with it's own purpose((:
Dear Ah Beng,
I am a Filipina maid. My Sir and Mum always want me to clean the windows of their 12th storey flat. There is no way to clean the outside other than leaning out the window.
It is very dangerous and I am very scared of falling out. But my Sir and Mum get very angry if I don't. What can I do?
Defenestrata
Ah Beng replies........
Dear Defenestrata,
Wah, damn chia lat. Acherly, I also don'ch know why Singaporeans want to clean their windows. Maybe you can persuade your Sir or Mum that leaving the windows dirty is a good thing. If windows dirty, then can walk around the flat naked, mah. If clean-clean, then some kaypoh neighbour sure kao peh kao bu, then you kena saman. But then, depending on what your Sir or Mum look like, maybe the sight of them naked might make you jump voluntarily.
You maybe also want to tie yourself tight-tight to something solid if you have to lean out. Of course, you could always break the windows. Then got nothing to clean, mah. But then, it makes it easier for your Sir or Mum to throw you out. Aiyah, why not just run away and come work for us at Geylang Lorong 69? At least here, the Sirs pay you for the extra service. !
Ah Beng
Hokkien Titanic
Scene 1:
Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly, want or not?
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you.
Rose: Like thet huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2:
One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic
when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried
to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name?
Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Zhong
Guo Chen ( China City ).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours.
After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, yo u talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh??
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into her watery grave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh wasste my time.
Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship...
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends one.
So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...
Plz pardon me if its a repost.
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been
over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But.. what happened to the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
FOR 4-7 YRS".
haha...^^
Ahmed died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
As he had no family, they called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and Kumar. Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Ah Beng said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu.? But if you would roll him over, I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmed or not."
The mortician rolled the body over.
Ah Beng looked at his ass and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Ahmed." The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but he didn't say anything.
He went and got Kumar to check the body.
Kumar looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very bad, but need you to roll him over and I can confirm if he's my friend, Ahmed."
Again the mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked down at the ass and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this is definitely not Ahmed."
The mortician, unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said, "Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure this is not Ahmed?"
Kumar said, "Well, this Ahmed, he had two assholes." "What?!!" the mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!"
"Oh yes, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this.?Every time the three of us go out, people always say, ' Here comes Ahmed with the two assholes'. "
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
ONLY 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays- 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays- 50 days, where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 Hours daily sleep- means 130 days.
Days left 141.
4. 1 Hour for daily playing- (Social Well-Being) Means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 Hours daily for food & other delicacies- Means 30 days.
Days left 96.
6. 1 Hour for talking (Man is a social animal)- Means 15 days.
Days left 81.
7. Examination days per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)- 40 days.
Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days.
Remaining days 3.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0
"How can a student pass T-T???
this makes me go "haha"
Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no
complain. Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brain
One day we are both like 2 durians cannot get along.
Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay
song.'
One moment like brothers, can give and take.
Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.
Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,
we all also feel very very sad.
Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!
They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.
We also join the army so that we can fight.
We don't care others 'see us no up'.
But actually inside we very pain in the heart.
Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.
Now others talk about us also got some respect.
They scratch their heads and say 'Very funny!
Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.
Nowadays even small kids can also afford handphone.
Sea port, airport also can become Number One.
He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.
But some people look at us also not happy.
Actually they jealous don't want to say only.
So every time their country got something wrong.
They all say Singapore's behind it all along.
Everybody know we water no enough.
They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut!
Cut! Cut!'
Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.
We all hear already also 'buay tahan'
Wah liao, they think we small can makan!
But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very
scared.
We want to build water desalination plant already so
not so bad.
But their own economy now all go bust.
Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.
Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend
friend,
Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to
lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,
like the center of a big dartboard.
Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,
that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.
But we all still send them a lot of rice.
Show the world we actually very very nice.
Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.
But we all gentleman lah, don't want to fight back.
I think hor maybe they don't understand us very
well.
That's why relationship sometimes like heaven
sometimes like hell
Some say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,
that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger
Cup
I think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot
-
Size small small but still very very hot!!!
yesterday.... that is so not my day..
what i did was just saying what i think from the bottom of my heart...
i told jingting that i dont know how to thrust her anymore... coz she told her mother that jialu got her "2b" is because of her cheating in exam...
what the? is that true? i dont know.... i never even assume to jingting that she did that...i just tell her "ohmigod.. why she say this kinda things to her mother?" and what i said is "i dont know if i can thrust her anot"i never say i dont thrust her at all... and after that...she come msn and settle with me...
she nudged me and say why i said that... then i say cause of what she told her mother... she explain... and she even said that she is right.... it's me who dont know what is going on... i never assume anything.. i also never say "it's you liao.. comfirm is your fault"=.= then after that my cousin wanna use her pc.. so i said "ok if you think you are right... then so be it... it dont bother me and blabla bla.... so good bye" and off i go...
few hours later.... jialu mother called me... from the start... she said.."cathrine arh? wo shi jialu de mama"
then she started to scold and scold and scold... she scolded alot of things.... everything.... she ask me not to find jialu anymore and ask me to tell hx that also.. she say since we are not the same class anymore... then dont look for each other le.. study ourselve... and nothing else bother... she scold and scold..
and why she did that? it's all because that jingting told her mother that jialu anyhow say things to us then say I GO AND SCOLD HER?!?! OHMNIGOD! WHO SCOLDED WHO!??!WHO FIND WHO IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?! I DID'NT EVEN START ANY FIGHT WITH HER!!! ARGH! from there... i was damn hot...
ok so now... everything is fine le... i dont go ce her.. she dont come ce me.. not friend anymore... no relationship... i will just treat that i dont know her.. and i believe she will do the same too...i cant believe it... because i said something from my heart and things turn out to be like this...
dont get misunderstood... what i post here is what i think only... if i dont even get the priveledge to write my xin li hua in my blog, then sorry if i offended you...
whatever it is, everything happened with it's own purpose((:
happy birthday mummy! i love you forever! muackx muackx muackx muackx muackx!=D
hmm... wah.. i am so full.... yummy...=p
just now eaten some delicious food that my cousin's mother have made...
this few weeks have been eating all sorts of delicious food...
hmm... not long later you will gonna see me fat again=p
frankly saying... i do have a big big big big big family who really knows how to cook.. not simply cook.. but also cook it in the very nice way...
in terms of taste... and smell... and also looks...
haha...
let's say my mother... she hardly cooks... she have to work almost 24/7
haiix... but somehow... she still need to slack... and when she does...
sometimes she will cook for us... i have no words to discribe.. but simply one "delicious". if she cook more often... i will not be the weight i am now=p
next is my father... he cook on most of the sunday morning... he cooks vrey well too...
another one is my cousin's mother.... and also my father's big brother... he cooks super nice... but somehow... it's not bad... lol.
WOW! a thought of something just striked me... heii... think about it...
if all of us, the peh family come together and open a restaurant....
we can make big money!! and we can all live together in one roof of... maybe bungalo!! and our distance will also get smaller and smaller until there is no difference between your's and mine... wow!!! haha...
"min ah! guo lai yi xia" my mother shouted from the room jolted me back to reality... i can understand that... this will only occur in the fantasy of me...
anyway.. just hope that miracles like this will happen somehow...i dont know how... just anyhow...=p
whatever it is, everything happens with it's own purpose((:
today my mum slapped me on my cheek.. as tears rolled down of my rosy cheek again and again without showing any signs of stopping..
wow... nice... but that is true... she slapped me on my cheek.. this all have to be rewind back to yesterday morning after school..
yesterday after school.. we decided to go tampiness to shop shop... lol..
so we went to qiant superbig market.. i saw so many shoes that i liked so much..
so i took 2 of them... and i put it inside my bag... yes.. you're right.. we're stealing... i took 2 shoes... 1 jacket and a pair of sock... lol...
not just this... we went to the snacks corner while jl and jt went to the cosmetics corner.. they have so many cosmetic but still.. they think not enough.. lol=X i took 4 chocolate... 2 ricola.. then hy and hx took the sweet they wanted and put it inside my bag.. and so we was ready to go...
we went to the toilet.. and later the 2 of them come in and join us..
after that we went out again... there was a man claimed to be the security guard.. a flash of memories pass through my mind about the scene that i've dreamt...
whole clique of us was asked to the LP office... that was when i know.. all of us was doomed.
later on, in the office... no matter how we plead or how we cried... chance was not given... and police came... and that was my very first time... being handcurf... true enough.. few min later we was in the bedok HQ... we waited and waited... then the investigation on why we steal... we was brought in to a room... with a branch... after the investigation... i cried... i keep crying and crying... it's not because of the instructor... but is the threat that makes me feel really very unwell...
one of the instructor shouted at me and said " i will charge you to court and charge you to girls home for 2 years"....
i dont want to go girls home... i really dont want...
i want to study... i want to take my 'o' level on my 16...
i want to get a good job.. i dont wanna go girl's home... so as far as i think...
... as much as my tears rolled down...
i was been bailed by my father at 11++pm.
that was when i know how much my father loved me...
and today.. i undestand... how much my mother loved me...
after scolding me... and slapping me.. she hold me tight in her.. she said this to me
"forgiveness is allowed only once" that is so warming...
i brought shame to the school... my father... my mother... my family... and also.. myself..
i know somehow deep in my heart that was wrong... but why am i doing it? i dont know why... they will know when they are in the situation like ours..
ok... enough say... this slap is worth it... this mistake is worth it... this handcurf is worth it... everything is worth it... this nightmare... nightmare... really worth for everything i have... and the love.. most of all.. the forgiveness...
whatever it is, everything happens with it's own purpose((:
Cathrine, 6teen.
Need no further intro.
TEARS -
~ Trying hard not to hear ;
~ Everything that surround ;
~ Ain't Adolescent ;
~ Revealing dissatisfaction ;
~ Sorrow to be hidden .
THAT ' list of desires ' .
Do I need one?(;
~ fly me to the moon.
- DEAD SILENCE .
I don't need that . Speak your mind . (;
- ADIEU.
- VAULT .
June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010
- MELODY .
